Monday, October 21, 2013

Words of Wisdom from Dana: Round 5

Some more pearls of wisdom for you guys. If you're new to the blog or missed one of the earlier rounds, be sure to check them out.

Round 1
Round 2
Round 3
Round 4

If you're a kicker, it's a good idea to avoid getting in trouble while your leg, ankle or foot is hurt. Otherwise you may find that the pain caused by you kicking something is a lot worse than the spanking that made you kick.

When discussing new implements, rules, etc, it's a good idea to have a poker face. Otherwise your HoH may make his selection based on your reaction because the one you don't like is probably going to be the most effective.

If you're tempted to gift your HoH with a new implement, ask yourself if you're going to still be as happy about the idea after it's been applied to your backside on several occasions.

A little playful sass is okay, but when it reaches the point that your HoH is threatening to pull the car over on the side of the interstate so he can spank you, it's a good time to shut up.

When asking your HoH to fix something, it's a good idea to make sure there's nothing near whatever he's fixing that might get you in trouble. Otherwise your honey do might turn into a honey please don't.

If your HoH asks you to do something, it's not a bright idea to tell them you'll get to it later because you haven't been on the computer yet.

When you walk in a room to find your HoH holding a paddle in one hand and a cane in the other, it's probably not because they just wanted to look at them.

Making a sassy remark while your bottom is within swatting distance isn't the best idea.

4 comments:

  1. LOL Dana...very wise words here. Sorry they have been 'hard won'. ;)

    Blessings,
    Cat

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    1. You would think I'd have figured out how to stay out trouble by now Cat. LOL

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  2. LoL Dana, definitely very wise words! Ouch to the first one in particular. A double whammy!

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. That first one definitely sucked. I think my ankle throbbed longer than my behind did. I can't say that Steve didn't warn me though. Even before the first swat landed, he told me not to be kicking because he didn't want me hurting my sprained ankle any more.

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