It's been a while since I shared any words of wisdom so I thought it was time for another round. If you missed the previous rounds, be sure to check them out.
If you happen to fall asleep before a promised spanking and your HoH is kind enough not to wake you back up for it, it doesn't mean you're off the hook. It just means it's going to be postponed.
When a spanking does get postponed, it's a good idea to stay out of trouble while you're waiting on it to happen.
The frequency of a particular implement being chosen for spankings is directly proportional to how much you don't like it. HoHs seem to think your dislike of an implement indicates how effective it is.
When your HoH calls you brazen, it's not a compliment.
Excuses that worked in the early days may lose their effectiveness over time.
If you get squirmy when your HoH gets anywhere near the drawer where the implements are stored, he's going to wonder what you've been up to that's making you so nervous.
When your HoH sends a text saying "I think you should come in here." from the bedroom after your kid is down for the night, it's probably not a good sign.
The odds that your HoH will hear a remark increase dramatically when you don't want them to hear it.